This is maybe the nicest thing I've ever found at Ikea, but it was $900. Ikea, it's Swedish for "almost".

There was a very cool middle aged man. He was wearing a pink gingham hachimaki and a t-shirt that said, "HE WHO HESITATES IS LOST." Everyone was very calm and relaxed. Is it the architecture? The only stress case was a black-belt who was running, running, running. But maybe he is always like that. You must be driven to be a black-belt.